導讀： 簡介: Nightlight - a Parody (又譯:小夜燈)Copyright © 2009 by The Harvard Lampoon, Inc.All rights reserved. Published in the United States by Vintage Books, a division of Random House, Inc.,New York, and in C 簡介:


Nightlight - a Parody (又譯:小夜燈)
Copyright © 2009 by The Harvard Lampoon, Inc.
All rights reserved. Published in the United States by Vintage Books, a division of Random House, Inc.,
New York, and in Canada by Random House of Canada Limited, Toronto.
Vintage and colophon are registered trademarks of Random House, Inc.
Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data is available.
eISBN: 978-0-307-47665-4
本書原型是 The Twilight Saga (暮光之城)系列中的第一部 Twilight (暮色)
書中主人公由Edward和Bella，被惡搞成了Edwart和Belle。故事主線基本與原型類似，但是增添了大量的搞笑元素。
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Bored of the Rings (又譯:悶指環)
內含法文版Word格式 Nuda Pierścieni


BORED OF THE RINGS, A Parody of J.R.R. Tolkein's The Lord of the Rings
by Henry N. Beard and Douglas C. Kenney of The Harvard Lampoon
Copyright The Harvard Lampoon, Inc., 1969
Map by William S. Donnell
Illustration on page 66 by Peter W. Johnson
All rights reserved
Published by Roc, an imprint of New American Library, a division of Penguin
Books USA Inc. Previously published in a Signet edition.
ISBN-10: 0451452615
本書改編自著名小說《指環王》系列，書中人物名稱搞笑，但故事主線基本不變。出版於1969年。作者Henny N. Beard Douglas C. Kenney。壓縮包中包含兩張與故事相關的地圖。
Notable characters from Lower Middle Earth BOTR Allusion LOTR
Goodgulf Greyteeth, the good wizard Good Gulf, a brand name used by Gulf Oil. Goodgulf was also a discredited Rosicrucian and a 32nd Degree Mason and Honorary Shriner . Gandalf The Grey
Boggies From bog or boggart or boogie. Hobbits
Dildo Bugger of Bag Eye Dildo; bugger. Bilbo Baggins of Bag End
Frito Bugger Fritos, a brand of corn chips. Frodo Baggins
Spam Gangree Spam, a brand of processed, canned meat; gangrene. Samwise Gamgee
Moxie Dingleberry Moxie, a soft drink brand; see also dingleberry. Merry
Pepsi Dingleberry Pepsi, a soft drink. Pippin
Stomper, or Arrowroot, son of Arrowshirt Stomp, arrowroot, a kind of starch used, for example, in bland biscuits for babies and the elderly; Arrowshirt Arrow, a brand of men's dress shirts. Strider or Aragorn, son of Arathorn
Gimlet, son of Groin A tool or cocktail gimlet; groin. Gimli, son of Glóin
Legolam Leg of lamb. Legolas
Orlon Orlon, a brand of acrylic fiber. Elrond
Garfinkel Garfinckel's, a department store chain. Glorfindel
Bromosel Bromo-Seltzer, an indigestion-relief product. Boromir
Farahslax Farah, the company making action slacks . Faramir
Benelux, steward of Twodor. Benelux, the union of Belgium, the Netherlands, and Luxembourg; two door, describing a type of car (contrasted with Fordor.) Denethor, steward of Gondor.
Eörache, daughter of Eörlobe Earache ; Earlobe. Combining Éowyn, daughter of Éomund, and elements of Arwen
Tim Benzedrine Benzedrine, a stimulant drug popular during the 1960s, notably with Harvard professor Timothy Leary. Tom Bombadil
Hashberry, wife of Tim Benzedrine Hashbury , the Haight-Ashbury district of San Francisco, or hash(ish)-berry. Goldberry
Goddam God damn, a common oath. Gollum
Karsh, Narc of the fighting Otto-wah
Goulash, Narc of the Ohma-hah
Yousuf Karsh, Canadian portrait photographer, Ottawa (tribe).
Goulash, Omaha (tribe), Narc (Narcotics).
Uglúk, Grishnákh, Orcs, Uruk-hai
Cellophane and Lavalier Cellophane, an inexpensive cellulose product; Lavalier, a jewelled pendant. Celeborn and Galadriel
Birdseye of the Vee-Ates Birds Eye, a company selling frozen vegetables (also obliquely references their competitor's trademark the jolly Green Giant).
V8 (beverage), a vegetable drink.
Treebeard of the Ents
Sorhed, the evil wizard, ruler of Fordor Sore head ; four door, describing a style of car. Sauron, ruler of Mordor
Serutan the wizard of Isinglass Serutan is a laxative ( Natures spelled backward);
Isinglass, a fish by-product used in clarifying wine, or isinglass (mineral), a transparent mica.
Saruman, the wizard of Isengard
Gwanho the Windlord, an eagle Guano, bird or bat droppings. Gwaihir
Wormcast Worm castings. Gríma Wormtongue
Schlob Slob or schlub. Shelob
Ballhog Ball hog, a sports team member who consistently and inappropriately keeps the ball during play. Balrog
Narc Narc, an undercover narcotics agent. Orcs
[edit] Places
Notable places from Lower Middle Earth BOTR Allusion LOTR
the Nattily Wood
the Evelyn Wood Natalie Wood, an American actress
Evelyn Wood, popularizer of speed reading The Old Forest
Whee an English interjection: see wikt:whee Bree
the Ngaio Marsh Ngaio Marsh, a New Zealand crime writer and theatre director the Dead Marshes
Twodor Two-door (car) Gondor
Fordor Four-door (car) Mordor
Roi-Tan
Roi-Tanners Roy Tanner or (much more likely)
Roi-Tan, a brand of cigars Rohan
Rohirrim
The Zazu Pits, a big trash-burning area in Fordor ZaSu Pitts, an American film actress The crater of Orodruin
Sol Hurok, a mountain range on the edge of Fordor Sol Hurok, a world famous 20th century American impresario. The Ephel Duath mountain range
Minas Troney Minestrone Minas Tirith
Gallowine E J Gallo Winery Brandywine
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